BossPat

5823 pts · November 20, 2014


I've been happily married for 3 years, I work as a Security Officer for an undisclosed refinery here in my state, and I love spending time with my wife and the in-laws (for the most part). I enjoy watching movies, reading books and sketching whatever tickles my fancy. In my free time, I also like to cook, research historical events, acquire artifacts, and go on random road trips. My Secret Santa should know that I like the following, but mostly I'm in this for the experience: Clothes, electronics, gift cards, stationary/art supplies, music, dishes, recipes, vehicle memorabilia/replicas, timepieces, first aid, macabre/supernatural stuff, movies/DVD's, books, historical records/artifacts, etc.

I really haven’t, though. Just feeling meh and bleh and hmmph.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. I came searching for good artwork and instead discover a legend. Beautiful pieces and amazing talent @haleygrecoartwork

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m both sorry and proud to admit that I cannot stomach hard liquor. I really enjoy the sweet stuff though. Things change in your thirties.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I looked in the mirror today . . .

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is, in fact, quite green.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That thing would have me by 5’10” and 700+ pounds.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a bird on coke, then there’s THIS bird on coke. Two vastly different things.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15 hour drive? You bet. Those look fantastic!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They look like distinguished gentlemen

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you tried not giving a fuck? I hear it’s super effective

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quickest way to meet your God? Come to my porch and do this. Gonna find out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something pull that shit up Jamie

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something Tom Cruise take a step back and fuck yourself.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what i get from this is i should really . . give them literal shit?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You paint the ocean magnificently, @op

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ultimate go juice

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you fucking not with that thumbnail v

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that’s what 17 washings in 1 shower looks like.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw that with my own eyes and still don’t understand how you did it. But I’ve memorized the slope of a line formula from years ago: y=Mx+b

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ll stop joking with my wife and saying spousal abuse is a thing when she playfully hits me. But i still want physical affection.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one ripped ass elf though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that Filch?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s why you see the circular, slightly serrated scarring on sperm whales.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah, big squid lover here. Characteristics of archituethis dux, archituethis sanctipauli, various colossal squid is the toothed suckers

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0