Mother nature is a dick

6

7

658

Wonder if she visited jail for the conjugal visit

1615

230

122704

Some people want kids, some don't!

2

0

289

Welp.

3858

105

125640

Merry Xmas. Here's some nudes.

1481

222

115786

My front camera is broken, so accept this selfie from farther away

16

4

191

I don't need a 6pack, I have a keg

1537

108

131627

Accurate

56

26

1085

I want the kind of relationship Snoop and Martha have.

-3

3

303

That wrist hair tie.

42

5

2044

Me when I get the email saying "package is delivered"

1

1

220