BoredITmanagerWithFirewallControl

14233 pts ยท September 23, 2013


Very bored IT manager.

"My computer doesn't wake up when I shake the mouse." Push power button. "Oh, that fixed it."

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It would be amazing if he comes out Friday dressed in his TNG uniform.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am just slightly less impressed than the woman in the background.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

I don't see any labels identifying the weight limit, so there's one.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Remember this video the next time you want to complain about an OSHA rule.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

If that were my name, I'd have business cards that read: "You are what you eat" and I would hand them out to every hot woman I met.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ol' chicken choker.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess I know what I'm having for lunch. Day 2 of the diet down the drain. Thanks imgur.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I found a story from Vulture confirming it. Hopefully Netflix picks it up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please tell me you're kidding!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It only takes on penguin owner to ruin it for the rest of us.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which phone company? Robocallers seem to be doubling down on my AT&T number.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It should bother me more that I have to use imgur to get information like this. Thanks for posting.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did this start as some weird 'Twilight' cosplay?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How would one acquire the list of people who actually purchase this? I'm asking for a lazy salesman.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Okay, now I can't unsee a very comfortable dog using binoculars.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't unsee a dog using binoculars.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, April Ham Lincon gets you an A+?

7 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 2

Isn't the time to stop browsing on log exit?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Are we sure the cow didn't give consent?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

False. Everything on the Internet is read in Morgan Freeman's voice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Psych: The Movie 2 is coming. At least we can look forward to that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd donkey punch her, on the Thanksgiving table, in front of my parents for $14 Billion.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

The fingerprints on the screen would drive me nuts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I don't need training on this equipment, I'll figure it out."

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I really hate that I'm enjoying watching this guy beat it.

7 years ago | Likes 677 Dislikes 1

It's a shit neighborhood.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amish RV

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Bait bike looks hilarious.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0