BootySnuggler

8255 pts · September 30, 2014


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I mean, they must get the ideas for those unique shows somewhere.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hesitation followed by “awwwww yisssssss motherfuckingng waterrrrrrr!”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2Took down equity from it and now in the process of getting another one. Please tell me about how the real world works. Inbox me for proof

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m 28, I bought my own house when I was 26 for $610,000 with $60,000 down payment. It’s now worth $920,000. My parents passed away. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean for fuck sake man just look at the tv and you will know the kid is innocent

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Do you just rent your house and never ever have scheduled inspections? Are you just a trusting person or just an idiot?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

“Show me the dog” he already knew. relationship goals right there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Susan, when this is over, we need to have a talk.”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. I’m sorry for your loss little girl

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I guess in a way this is their way of protesting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean why would they put a fence like that, near a place like that?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should be if there is a word “peaceful” in front of it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Even opened the car door for the lady

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they spelled POLICE wrong

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah you’re right, it’s just a Ford. Move along now.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Now this is a peaceful protest

6 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 5

Sprite to 7up? What a ride, indeed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my phobia. I fucking slow down and let these fuckers go.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh calm down my cholesterol, daddy just needs to take about 100 bites

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh that’s a big fluff

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jesus Christ that’s scary

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Captain OCD strikes again

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh this is why I choose to be single. I mean, it’s not my choice but the that’s beside the point.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop talking to strangers

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That’s not how hair implants works, silly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean pouring drink is pretty much your main job, now you want to show them the customers can self serve using a glass with a hole? Okay.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a rock that’s 65million years old can hold more data than my phone...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit is so old that the scimitar has grandkids now.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He man: The Butt Montage

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0