Boonzo

53926 pts ยท April 30, 2013


Weaponized Thickness is the future of modern warfare.

Don't be a tease. What's it called?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No no, what you're referring to is known as a grown ass-man.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

WEST VIRGINIAAAAA

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

But they're usually smaller than their northern cousins, and inhabit specific areas. You could go your whole life in SoFlo w/o seeing one.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"That'll be $15. Also, you'll feel bad for eating it."

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I.e. people who aren't going to like the show anyway, because animated show concepts rarely translate well into live-action medium.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"What? She makes more money than I do, and I get to share in the financial stability? Oh nooooo..."

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It's super tasteful: minimalistic yet effective, creatively implemented, and serves as a literal reflection of NYCs past.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also a viable answer: fly higher.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, its not bad until he goes full floppy fish. Never go full floppy fish.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not a recipe, but I can't speak more highly of Kinton Ramen in Toronto, if you canucks ever need a place to eat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoulda skipped the vertical flip and just reversed it.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

No way in hell that's fake. Hollywood-tier editing would be required to pull this shit off

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah haha me too dude. On a completely unrelated note, what was the name of the song they used for the gif?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The man with a voice for radio, a face for Hollywood, and a personality for being absolutely fucking goofy.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dougher? I hardly know her!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

With how bad non-lethals hurt, and at that range, he might wish they were.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be silly. Everyone KNOWS paper only has one side. You turn it over and it simply disappears from human vision.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People say this on posts all the time, and I usually ignore it. If youre like me, don't ignore this one. Please, it's worth it.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You do you, neighborino. I'll take me and my new dope-ass wizard familiar elsewhere.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't beat me to the punch if I already punched myself...or something like that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heat fan here. A lot of people were bitter when he left. But you couldn't deny it: dude chases the stars, always trying to be better.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing in the background-

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was born and raised here. 20+ years, and I've yet to have an issue with any of the things listed above. Except biking. Fuck biking.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And heres some snacks in case you get hungry midway through. Oh, and the big red X over here is my ex, you can be generous with her.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not a doctor or anything, but if your mountains are any shade of purple you should probably get them checked.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

From Port St. Lucie to Miami. But I should inform you its mostly wholesale.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've noticed he doesn't really go by that as much anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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