BookosaurusLex

14426 pts ยท March 5, 2011


Duck face? Here's a paper bag. Put it to good use.

And them ears mmmfff

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a grid system mother fucker

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Im jealous of the people that can afford it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Instagraming your food had actually come in handy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what blend do you prefer for the bedroom?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You're not a lady, you're just a sister"

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

"I got him man! *bites tail* take that bitch!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No it's a glue liquid starch mixture

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All aboard the train to hell *toot toot*

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

It's getting funnier the longer I look at it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can I have a painting explaining how babies are made please?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Something in Chinese. I don't know what. I'm just the replier.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

HAAAY

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

He was actually the 42nd. We've only had 43 prezzies (including obama)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time at band camp we had to clean up the parking lot where we practiced and we picked up 38 USED condoms. We set a new school record

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well la de fucking da

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm just fucking up the system with my +/- shenanigans

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Like a ballet or play. An artsy fartsy production type of show

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from the same show

12 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 1

*flash back to vista*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Downvote fairy: YOU SHALL NOT WIN!!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Butt fuck it no assumptions here

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Because chrome mother fucker

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Piece of cake"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should move to Texas. Class gets cancelled for someone dropping an ice cube on the ground

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holla back!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the television/movie character situation all over again! So much empathetic nervous sweat errrggghhhh

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

I like this sport. Don't know what it is, but I support it 100%

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Oh good would you mind filling me in?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait for it...

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0