E-I-E-I-O bitches
This is the boopable snoot that I wake up to in the mornings.
It’s my cake day. Here is a selfie even though it is against the rules.
Ho Ho Ho, Australia. Dickbutt is coming for you!
If you want something handmade for your secret Santa...I make some things....
My dad just texted me the following: "Very sick. Going to E.R."
Christmas Fudge
Sad Agnes :(
My Uber driver keeps his ears tucked into his cap...
This is not mine. I stole it from the interwebs. It may have been posted here before. If so, bring on the text abuse.
For Your Morning Dumps.... or Afternoon.... Whenever, Really
My grandfather-in-law was a genius and designed and built his own home with almost no 90 degree angles. Take a look.....
Because I know some of you people know more than me...
When my IT guy tells me that he deleted everything I had been working on for the last month, and it is not retrievable.