221 pts · August 10, 2014
Flan.
Puppies!
Sweet.
The flag is never supposed to lay on the ground.
Asking the voters what they want is wrong?
Disqualification.
R.I.P. Ozzman.
Cool.
R.I.P. Ryan Shores.
My cat will always come first.
Glad he's your ex.
Howdy.
If you don't exercise your right to vote, you give up your right to bitch when things go wrong.
In my state that means she's your common law wife.
She was an amazing actress.
It will not work.
Well, they're fired.
She has enough money to finance a movie if she wants to be in one.
😟
You can buy beer at 10 am on Sunday in Texas. 7am every other day.
My hometown.
My condolences.
That kid is obviously a rat dealer.
They started it.
Me too!
My cat's name is Orchid.
This angers me.
As an American, I agree.
You read my mind.
Flan.
Puppies!
Sweet.
The flag is never supposed to lay on the ground.
Asking the voters what they want is wrong?
Disqualification.
R.I.P. Ozzman.
Cool.
R.I.P. Ryan Shores.
My cat will always come first.
Glad he's your ex.
Howdy.
If you don't exercise your right to vote, you give up your right to bitch when things go wrong.
In my state that means she's your common law wife.
She was an amazing actress.
It will not work.
Well, they're fired.
She has enough money to finance a movie if she wants to be in one.
😟
You can buy beer at 10 am on Sunday in Texas. 7am every other day.
My hometown.
My condolences.
That kid is obviously a rat dealer.
They started it.
Me too!
My cat's name is Orchid.
This angers me.
As an American, I agree.
You read my mind.