Boinkss

93 pts ยท February 2, 2020


MA'AM!!!! MA'AM AND MA'AM AND MA'AM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE MA'AMSES.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I go to a private college, so I don't get public holidays off. Super jealous!! Have fun without me, guys, I hope you all stay safe and take some time to relax. :)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a red panda :)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so afraid that they'd cut one open and it'd just be meat on the inside. My hackles are still up.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in Illinois, but have had some encounters with Buc-ee's. I say "beaver nuggets" and everybody thinks I'm a friggin' lunatic. They're caramelized corn pops and they're really good I SWEAR. I yearn for the beaver nuggets. The [mascot] [reference to gold] beaver nuggets.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loooooove Opera GX! Built in adblock and VPN, with custom settings for how much of your computer's resources it can use.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My father always orders it "still mooing."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mischief? more like Hisschief.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have the YouTube videos on in the background all the time. I really wish they had all the full shows on HBO, because I want to see all of them. It's ridiculous that they're holding back episodes online until Thursday, hoping to promote people watching it with the subscription, but you can only ever see the most recent season. :(

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have the YouTube videos on in the background all the time. I really wish they had all the full shows on HBO, because I want to see all of them. It's ridiculous that they're holding back episodes online until Thursday, hoping to promote people watching it with the subscription, but you can only ever see the most recent season. :(

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just the nature of tumblr. The tags have turned into a place for metacommentary on your own post, or to add additional context that didn't quite belong in the original post.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I KNOW, right? She's wonderful. No wonder why she got over a hundred marriage proposals, including one from Hemmingway.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Josephine Baker has been my history crush for the last six years or so. I'm always SO happy to hear about her from others. PS, here's a picture of her in military uniform.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Alt text is for accessibility :) People with vision issues or who use screen readers often need extra help with images.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wanna make one and suck on it like a jawbreaker. Sodium chloride gobstopper.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Pastafarian, I really REALLY wish he wasn't wearing imagery of His Noodliness while doing all this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom did that to a Magic: The Gathering card my brother was showing her recently.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Letting lawmakers stay in power past the average lifespan is like letting somebody order dessert for the table before leaving the restaurant.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 is so much funnier if you read it like they're on the verge of tears.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw the title, immediately scrolled down looking for "The Game." (Mystery) That movie had me messed UP, man. Crying, confused.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guinea Big

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Back to the Future! I have the album on vinyl.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0