Today I found a bomb where I work.
TIL: My head < PVC pipe cutters. (First post!)
When the Modern Warfare beta is almost finished downloading and my wife asks if I’m coming to bed.
Did some pressure washing at work today.
There were some really nice jackasses out where I was working today. Pro tip: they love to be scratched behind their ears.
Don't think it's a repost. Found it funny and wanted to share!
Me when I go to parties [OC]
Maybe not unpopular opinion? I figured it's the best meme to represent my thoughts.
With all these pet raccoons, I figured my childhood pet possum is relevant.
My amazing grandma is a stained glass artist. She's almost eighty with awful arthritis and can somehow still do this!