Happy Indepence Day, America!
That's what they meant!!
Da Wizzurd of Oz
Congratulations, it's a white girl...
Feminism...
Sauce unknown. Still, I hate when I get stabbed by a squirrel...
The only good thing about Walmart is the comedic gold that are the wall posts to their Facebook page
If only I had discovered this before Mothers Day!!!
Not sure if genius or disgusting...
It's late. Get off Facebook, dad.
I haven't seen one yet tonight. Am I the only one?
I just received this message on a dating site. I'm flattered and creeped out all at the same time.
Drag queen + giraffe + space. i think it's time for bed.
All I want in a significant other!
How unfortunate.
It's a tough world out there...
oh, religion...
I forgot about my waffles in the toaster oven and they died. Hold me, Imgur.
Googled "food porn" ... Did not get what I was expecting
Nic Cage is starring in the remake of "Left Behind", out later this year. I'm both shocked and unsurprised at the same time.
Who ya gonna call?!
Just because I'm hungry and this is making me drool...
I heard you like mac and cheese.
He said this right before he freed the slaves
As a man, I don't think these would work to hide my liquor. Also, it may be weird to drink out of a tampon.
i enjoy responding to group texts in which no one knows each other.
I saw this at Target. Please say I'm not the only one that sees the double entendre.
To the young guy that came out as a drag queen earlier... keep practicing.
Selfies on Imgur?!? What's next? Hashtags?
Sang this song for karaoke tonight... came home, Googled for a gif of the song and got this one... it's making me question a lot of things... also, I'm drunk.
This is oddly satisfying
in Japan, Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos are a thing. So there's that.
Are you sure you want everyone uploading selfies?
The humanity!
Only in Indiana...
So gays get friend zoned too and I just got brutally friend zoned... So there's that.
Betty Blanco
You just know he waited his whole life to write a headline like this
This review of Splashy Fish made me chuckle.