BobHasselhoff

892 pts · May 9, 2017


if one day i get front page, send: dogs good stuff bout ol' musky love English slang (I'm learning english yet) I'm a really normal person, I like Star Wars, my favorite meme of all times is "hello there" I love strogonoff and twenty one pilots

Totally agree with you, but, could you explain what is "doll them up"?? I searched it on Google but couldn't find a answer in my language

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever hit someone head with a crowbar?? It breaks faster and easier than a steel bar

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tu É BR??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, now I can finish my homework underwater

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help me step-bro, I'm stuck

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, yes but it's cool, maybe you can go on Guinness if you hit like 30 peoples with 1 throw, yeah... it would be awesome

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My gf once asked me "how do you get that tattoo in this place and didn't cry?" And I was like: babe, I I'm always suffering in pain

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I always got 2 of everything, even if my gf said she didn't wanna, but, later i discovered that she wanted what i was eating

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I would do, if I knew my father

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This post would be really useful like, 2 years ago

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm focusing on get better at programming so I don't see a lot of memes/news/posts about Corona

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey bro, thanks for that non-Corona dump, I'm anxious and everything on internet mentioning Corona, gave me a panic attack

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

1, 3, 4 and I don't know if 5, cuz I don't understand this system you guys use, I'm 1,70cm

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At least you sound like Finnish, I'm Brazilian and every native English speaker I've talk said I have Chinese accent

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

See all this drugs we've showed you? Don't use them"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They go into schools and talk about not doing drugs (and is funny cuz they show ALL EXISTING DRUGS) and then they and saying "hey kid, 2/3

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And, I'm going to explain de "furry killing Hitler" first of all, it's a social program here, in Brazil, its called "PROERD" 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Human brain: hehe fluffie / monkey brain: bear will kill you.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now let's get a look at Brazil, precisely São Paulo, were the minimum wage is R$: 1.058,00 and a small apartment is close to R$: 900 a month

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex showed me this film... maybe I'm crying rn

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gross... I live in Brazil, we take 2-3 showers per day

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I haven't watched yet, but I'm to depressed to came out of my house and do this human things

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well, this guy really needs to see hotdogs here in Brazil

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im sorry... I don't understand what you said (english is not my first language)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't say that, you don't know me, how can you be sure I'm not punching an old man right now?? Maybe the world will be better

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I tried to kill myself one week ago, I'm not that close to surviving it

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