Blumpykin

530 pts ยท September 23, 2013


Doubt it was the real guy, there are thousands of impersonators now and anyone can have the same character name.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cannae*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mark Twain was born on the same day Halley's comet and knew he was going to die on it's passing again, he did.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

will my brain into somehow reconnecting to my body all while panicking "what if I get stuck like this"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For real, it's not this "entity" sitting on you etc. people always describe, it's like I literally cannot move, fully conscious trying to...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I see you on reddit often.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best kind of asshole though, right?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish it did

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been trying to get my African grey to do that too you can see him in the background of this gif

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a lot of time and effort, noisy too

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was many years ago, he's a very big boy now, despite his ears

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I called the suicide prevention line two nights ago and I'm still alive, so...that's good?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Noel Fielding, in The Mighty Boosh, aka; Old Greg, He also does the great British bake off, he's also from my home-town!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actual dipshit here wants a perpetual breeding ground for it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember that one movie with the guy who invented alternate universes and the donger's and vagoo's were...similar concept-wise.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when this dipshit made fun of people who give their children geographical names, yet has a kid called India.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things that never fucking happened

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

Yes, corvids but that's a jackdaw

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a magpie.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Learn to fucking spell before you go spouting off your ideological bullshit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that time the US accidentally wiped out a British convoy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not a confession.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a British marine, so...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The entire ensemble is pre-written and stitched together, thirsty e-boys are going to thirst, gross.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's CG

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lmao the top comment "You got really aggressive and threatening (in a chubby way. Like a boozy panda)"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good ol' imgur encouraging owners to over-feed their pets, that's way too many carbs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This works on too many levels

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pandering

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0