98452 pts ยท September 13, 2014
I come in peace. https://i.imgur.com/os8HyMA.jpg
Gotta love the wall to wall propaganda in Imgur these days. I come here for a laugh now and then.
'I think we drink virgin blood...because it sounds cool'
Shut up Nick, you are not Twilight
Fatal sunlight accidents are a bitch :/
50% of the time it works 100% of the time
Ironically, Darwinism is all about survival of the fittest, so those with healthy immune systems will survive and pass on their genes.
I'll have you know I actually prefer 90yo grandmas
That's CRIMINAL! No wait...that's the medical industry, carry on.
Doesn't matter! It's all nudes!
My ideal woman is someone who would confidently survive a zombie apocalypse.
Presumably they have a lot of dick-shaped food?
The same, but it's not as stressed out.
Yes but that's noisy and the mutant hordes will hear you.
If you re-arrange the letters, you can spell 'less online'
https://imgur.com/Ky98PFz
?? H E F T Y C H O N K ??
I'll bet you could watch kids falling off bikes all day!
That's a $100 department store bike though, I'd fear for my safety riding that.
Jizz solo!
Smells like teen spirit?
Also the front sawn-off branch does not look convincing.
I heard poachers penises are a great aphrodisiac
Except on imgur
He doesn't belong here.
https://imgur.com/yJ7GHeY
https://imgur.com/ICEh2Pc
And a weirdo.
Gotta love the wall to wall propaganda in Imgur these days. I come here for a laugh now and then.
'I think we drink virgin blood...because it sounds cool'
Shut up Nick, you are not Twilight
Fatal sunlight accidents are a bitch :/
50% of the time it works 100% of the time
Ironically, Darwinism is all about survival of the fittest, so those with healthy immune systems will survive and pass on their genes.
I'll have you know I actually prefer 90yo grandmas
That's CRIMINAL! No wait...that's the medical industry, carry on.
Doesn't matter! It's all nudes!
My ideal woman is someone who would confidently survive a zombie apocalypse.
Presumably they have a lot of dick-shaped food?
The same, but it's not as stressed out.
Yes but that's noisy and the mutant hordes will hear you.
If you re-arrange the letters, you can spell 'less online'
https://imgur.com/Ky98PFz
?? H E F T Y C H O N K ??
I'll bet you could watch kids falling off bikes all day!
That's a $100 department store bike though, I'd fear for my safety riding that.
Jizz solo!
Smells like teen spirit?
Also the front sawn-off branch does not look convincing.
I heard poachers penises are a great aphrodisiac
Except on imgur
He doesn't belong here.
https://imgur.com/yJ7GHeY
https://imgur.com/ICEh2Pc
And a weirdo.