"Honey, I think the shower is clogged... well, it hasn't drained, and idk what could make it so clogged up..."
MRW the new guy grabs lunch (clearly named) out of the fridge, and I say, "Goodmorning, Peter..."
It's okay...
Just in case you wanted to cry in less than 2 minutes, here ya go...
MRW I'm picking up the mess my dog left from the new toy I just purchased for her
MRW people are talking about a certain GIF to upload on Ju-
When I hear my mom call me and my brother stupid Motherfuckers for dressing in her clothes and acting like white chicks.
MRW Joker is telling a knock knock joke and the theatre is dead silent...
I feel this is the most appropriate gif.....
Coming Summer 2020: Deadpool Infinity 2 Avengers War
Alright, who's been using the rug doctor for porn!?
So, I saw Red Sparrow today....
What's your favorite scary movie?
Coming home late to a pregnant fiancée like:
Me everyday since November 1.....
....forgive me.
So, there I was studying.... And meme.
A snapshot of the United Airline training videos......
MRW I'm outside my friends house, his phone is off, and we're late for the reenactment of the trojan war.
Halp.
No one will expect it
MRW I get told to get with the humans and beat the zombies.....
*Something about me not making it out of the first round*
Looking for the little brown chips in a bag of Chex Mix like......
Woman's appreciation day landed on my least favorite day.
MRW I ask my friends if they have their tickets ready for Power Rangers!!
Beauty and th-...wait... Ethologist and the beast?
Shopping online, only to realize your overdraft because of the online purchase...
2016, not Carrie Fisher!! Not Carrie Fisher!!
Co-worker brought a tuna sandwich to work today!!!
MRW my professor says, "So I made a mistake, your final will be first thing Friday instead of your research paper."
MRW my girlfriend says I can do whatever I want after an argument...
Billy, is that you?
When I see a Jake Gyllenhaal GIF that I haven't seen in a long time....
Going to the principal's office and not being afraid of the principal like.....
MRW I tell my gf the reason we can't have Arbys two nights in a row...
I'm not mad but....
So my girlfriends uncle wanted a Hawaiian family reunion... and then he started handing out his mixtape.
Wait, if Obama resigns on the 19th, Joe Biden becomes president for a day?
I'll catch it, trust me.
Everyone this morning ....
15 minutes into John Wick: Chapter 2 and chill he gives you this look....
To all of you late night mobile users!!!
Imgur needs more WestWorld!!
MRW I see a kid playing around my barricade...