BlueCrocs

16751 pts · January 6, 2016


In the event of my death, if you are reading this, I apologize for at least 23% of my favorite album. At least.

"Honey, I think the shower is clogged... well, it hasn't drained, and idk what could make it so clogged up..."

Points 22
Comments 12
Views 1024

MRW the new guy grabs lunch (clearly named) out of the fridge, and I say, "Goodmorning, Peter..."

Points 4
Comments 6
Views 437

It's okay...

Points 2710
Comments 125
Views 96842

Just in case you wanted to cry in less than 2 minutes, here ya go...

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 476

MRW I'm picking up the mess my dog left from the new toy I just purchased for her

Points 8
Comments 6
Views 620

MRW people are talking about a certain GIF to upload on Ju-

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 742

When I hear my mom call me and my brother stupid Motherfuckers for dressing in her clothes and acting like white chicks.

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 412

MRW Joker is telling a knock knock joke and the theatre is dead silent...

Points 43
Comments 3
Views 1479

I feel this is the most appropriate gif.....

Points 19
Comments 1
Views 648

Coming Summer 2020: Deadpool Infinity 2 Avengers War

Points 69
Comments 13
Views 3813

Alright, who's been using the rug doctor for porn!?

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 288

So, I saw Red Sparrow today....

Points 3
Comments 13
Views 976

What's your favorite scary movie?

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 803

Coming home late to a pregnant fiancée like:

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 455

Me everyday since November 1.....

Points 19
Comments 5
Views 1155

....forgive me.

Points 43
Comments 6
Views 1944

So, there I was studying.... And meme.

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 1058

A snapshot of the United Airline training videos......

Points 53
Comments 1
Views 3023

MRW I'm outside my friends house, his phone is off, and we're late for the reenactment of the trojan war.

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 403

Halp.

Points 0
Comments 4
Views 144

No one will expect it

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 925

MRW I get told to get with the humans and beat the zombies.....

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 389

*Something about me not making it out of the first round*

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 2148

Looking for the little brown chips in a bag of Chex Mix like......

Points 23
Comments 5
Views 1022

Woman's appreciation day landed on my least favorite day.

Points 25
Comments 10
Views 1701

MRW I ask my friends if they have their tickets ready for Power Rangers!!

Points 1069
Comments 100
Views 56757

Beauty and th-...wait... Ethologist and the beast?

Points -3
Comments 3
Views 740

Shopping online, only to realize your overdraft because of the online purchase...

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 518

2016, not Carrie Fisher!! Not Carrie Fisher!!

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 673

Co-worker brought a tuna sandwich to work today!!!

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 293

MRW my professor says, "So I made a mistake, your final will be first thing Friday instead of your research paper."

Points 42
Comments 3
Views 594

MRW my girlfriend says I can do whatever I want after an argument...

Points 27
Comments 6
Views 447

Billy, is that you?

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 852

When I see a Jake Gyllenhaal GIF that I haven't seen in a long time....

Points 20
Comments 7
Views 1331

Going to the principal's office and not being afraid of the principal like.....

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 51

MRW I tell my gf the reason we can't have Arbys two nights in a row...

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 735

I'm not mad but....

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 137

So my girlfriends uncle wanted a Hawaiian family reunion... and then he started handing out his mixtape.

Points 43
Comments 3
Views 957

Wait, if Obama resigns on the 19th, Joe Biden becomes president for a day?

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 1434

I'll catch it, trust me.

Points 10
Comments 9
Views 598

Everyone this morning ....

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 137

15 minutes into John Wick: Chapter 2 and chill he gives you this look....

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 1559

To all of you late night mobile users!!!

Points -7
Comments 8
Views 397

Imgur needs more WestWorld!!

Points 41
Comments 6
Views 1929

MRW I see a kid playing around my barricade...

Points 140
Comments 4
Views 1986
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