BlueColdIceSugar

535 pts ยท December 27, 2016


Yeah it smells like sunflowers :)

4 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Well you know what they say. You can Leed a girl to a clock but you can't make her tell the time

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! Love this!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 more here

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife leave me cus i spooge too much

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Xxerces?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which is exactly what he did on multiple occassions later o

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think the reasoning behind it sounding stupid is cus it sounds like a 13yr old trying to insult someone and forgetting how to spell fuck

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Meow-cal Phelps

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats the name of my bar actually

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The preferred term is Cow-Poke not to be confused with Miltank the cow poke

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Life hands us a shitty hand. Bluff the cunt and all in.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bradly's a stupid name for a lion

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Working at a cocktail bar, we don't usually get tipped and dont mind cus we love what we do. When we do get tipped though, it makes our day

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The pics lovely but that beer is flatter than a bangkok ladyboy

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Harry Potter Directors and Creators: Do they leak things? What do they leak? Let's find out! - watch now on HBO

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

No you mean TRANS man

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You want your gf to wake up with a boner...?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isnt a hang job just a suicide booth? That can be as auto erotic as you want so long as you die

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cenote means sink hole. Clearly took it too far

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tomato tomato

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh boy you must really fucking hate hymns

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No offence, but really? Glenfiddich always just seems to disappoint me. But I guess that's what opinions are for haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. I was wondering

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or it's a joke that went way too far and now he's too deep to ever get out of it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Couldn't be more true. Especially when watched with the subtitles! Loved it

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You build other peoples worlds, always remember that. If you leave their world by choice, that's your choice, but it's not fair to them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It all helps, but there's not always a cure. The long fight. The thing that's helping me atm is the pride that it hasn't killed me yet.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well THATS awkward

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Believe in the you that deserves what you knoq you deserve

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0