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342 pts · May 22, 2013


Just sayin'.

Do you have the link to this text_to_AI generator?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You spelt “leech” wrong. Try again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're getting justice confused with vengeance. Try again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dafuq is this?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...er. 1986.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... and in 1979!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don’t think their PPE is adequate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope someone explained that to the coronavirus.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a point somewhere between her stabbing him and killing him when it becomes unacceptable yet no one seems to know where it is.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, but what is she squeezing?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems that pussy likes a smacking. Bad pussy!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a robot in the pool with him?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the importance of using the correct words. There is a difference between “swinging around a pole“ and “swinging a pole around..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My shower head has been getting me wet for years.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no ulterior motive here. The customer pays up in full for what they bought and then they leave. How hard is that to understand?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've completely missed the point. Customers who don't want to "get involved" simply pay the bill and leave.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All the customer wants to do is to pay the bill and leave. They don't want to get involved with any ethical activism or political agenda.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s not the responsibility of the buyer to overpay. This is a dispute between the employer and the employee. Don't involve the customer.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

If you tip someone because their salary is too low, then all you’re doing is subsidising their employer.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

None of this would have happened if people didn't give tips. Just pay the bill and not a penny more. Problem solved.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

This is the sound most people make when having sex.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What sort of train stops at a mole station??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super tired yes, but not tired enough that you can’t blog it before you go to bed.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've seen a pussy harness. This is not a pussy harness.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get pregnant, orally? Who knew!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why is there a map of India on its side?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay! That's great news! (What's he on about?)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably wouldn't appreciate it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SpongeBob & Patrick weren't on the original. Nor was Jesus, just to the right of them. Nor the explosion. They're post production effects.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0