BlakeMP

25921 pts ยท September 25, 2012


I'm a writer, podcaster, teacher and Geek Pundit from just outside of New Orleans.

Keep going. You got this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But does it know why kids love the great taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As was the style at the time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the most appropriate use of that term I've ever heard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sympathies, @OP. Be proud.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank God someone else said it. I was afraid it was just me.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I've seen this post like 30 times, and I still upvote it every time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife and I waited about 12 weeks, and we didn't regret it in the slightest. Good luck, OP.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totes waddles.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the URL for the GoFundMe campaign?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This meme literally only exists to be nasty to people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take it a step further. Banish two a year: one from each party.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humans do not deserve dogs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, doesn't matter WHAT your post was about, I'm always upvoting an ALF gif.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It depends mostly on how long she touches them. Good luck losing that virginity, Marie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have my attention.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know if this is true or not, but that IS a damn good movie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there even a reason for this damn ass crap?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never wanted to be in a GIF so badly...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's in fucking USA Today. Today.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the Tumblr workout!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks like there's a rue21 opening. They should apply for a job there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I teach 12th graders and even I deal with this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, looking at his tweets, I don't think it's that rare.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not usually in favor of forced sterilization, but...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, I'm the teacher. She works retail. We... We need more money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this is the most I've ever wanted to go to Arby's.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fantastic Four and the Turtles took a step backwards.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah, bro! You did it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0