Blake242

30314 pts ยท December 1, 2017


I'm guessing no sound so we can't hear the leaf blower off screen

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Face first into the uncanny valley

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That took me a second. I think we study different sciences

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

selur eht wonk uoy

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks delicious

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends how rough the neighbourhood is. My friend's local coop keeps the bacon and sausages in anti-theft boxes

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, great job! Love the shading and weathering

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world just got a little less shitty and stupid

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theoretically if something travels faster than light it could break causality, meaning the effect would preceed the cause. So in the joke the bartender reacts to the neutrino arriving before it enters the bar.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doubt I'd survive either but if I got to choose how I die, this would be the way

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2 I suggest not using shins either

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 My best friend thinks she's autistic and I noticed she eats each part of the meal before moving on to the next. Purely for science I cooked her a stew with steak, various veg and dumplings. Girl is meticulous!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some things are worth dying for

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope his death is neither fast nor painless

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, this post really resonated with me. Sounds like we have similarities, but have coped in different ways. Never got diagnosed, poor medical support, and often fall back on unhealthy coping mechanisms. What I did get is a best friend who adopted me as a brother and taught me what it is to be kinder and more forgiving to myself. If I can pay that forward at all, DM me

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did say no, and they threatened me. It's not always easy to be strong when you are being abused and threatened with homelessness

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My parents asked me to build their plumber a website. I said no. They then told me they had already promised him I would in return for a discount and blackmailled me into doing it.

The plumber was nice about it, but his shithead wife made it a nightmare job.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Used to work with a young earther. 6000 years since his God made it all, and nothing could change his mind. Carbon dating? Nope, God changed the laws of physics. Fossils? Nope, tricks of the devil.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would sleeping with her still count as a threesome?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What is your hottest political take". Interviewee proceeds to give their religious opinion. He's not wrong to do so as religion is often a big part of politics, it just shouldn't be

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Step 1: Glue arsehole to ceiling

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#17
Firstly, while I agree with the intent, telling myself "there WILL be a better day" is the reason I'm still here. Sometimes it was me that made that happen, sometimes another person or unexpected change.

Secondly, fuck everyone who puts captions in the middle of a video. Fuck them directly in the middle of their eye sockets

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sitting helps spread cheeks. You just lean a bit and wipe, it's not comlicated

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"My name is so basic" ...suits you then!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I'm so bad at Turkish

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0