30314 pts ยท December 1, 2017
I'm guessing no sound so we can't hear the leaf blower off screen
Face first into the uncanny valley
That took me a second. I think we study different sciences
selur eht wonk uoy
Looks delicious
Depends how rough the neighbourhood is. My friend's local coop keeps the bacon and sausages in anti-theft boxes
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Wow, great job! Love the shading and weathering
The world just got a little less shitty and stupid
Theoretically if something travels faster than light it could break causality, meaning the effect would preceed the cause. So in the joke the bartender reacts to the neutrino arriving before it enters the bar.
Doubt I'd survive either but if I got to choose how I die, this would be the way
#2 I suggest not using shins either
#1 My best friend thinks she's autistic and I noticed she eats each part of the meal before moving on to the next. Purely for science I cooked her a stew with steak, various veg and dumplings. Girl is meticulous!
Some things are worth dying for
I hope his death is neither fast nor painless
Wow, this post really resonated with me. Sounds like we have similarities, but have coped in different ways. Never got diagnosed, poor medical support, and often fall back on unhealthy coping mechanisms. What I did get is a best friend who adopted me as a brother and taught me what it is to be kinder and more forgiving to myself. If I can pay that forward at all, DM me
I did say no, and they threatened me. It's not always easy to be strong when you are being abused and threatened with homelessness
My parents asked me to build their plumber a website. I said no. They then told me they had already promised him I would in return for a discount and blackmailled me into doing it. The plumber was nice about it, but his shithead wife made it a nightmare job.
Used to work with a young earther. 6000 years since his God made it all, and nothing could change his mind. Carbon dating? Nope, God changed the laws of physics. Fossils? Nope, tricks of the devil.
Would sleeping with her still count as a threesome?
"What is your hottest political take". Interviewee proceeds to give their religious opinion. He's not wrong to do so as religion is often a big part of politics, it just shouldn't be
Step 1: Glue arsehole to ceiling
#17 Firstly, while I agree with the intent, telling myself "there WILL be a better day" is the reason I'm still here. Sometimes it was me that made that happen, sometimes another person or unexpected change. Secondly, fuck everyone who puts captions in the middle of a video. Fuck them directly in the middle of their eye sockets
Sitting helps spread cheeks. You just lean a bit and wipe, it's not comlicated
"My name is so basic" ...suits you then!
Thank you! I'm so bad at Turkish
I'm guessing no sound so we can't hear the leaf blower off screen
Face first into the uncanny valley
That took me a second. I think we study different sciences
selur eht wonk uoy
Looks delicious
Depends how rough the neighbourhood is. My friend's local coop keeps the bacon and sausages in anti-theft boxes
I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish
Wow, great job! Love the shading and weathering
The world just got a little less shitty and stupid
Theoretically if something travels faster than light it could break causality, meaning the effect would preceed the cause. So in the joke the bartender reacts to the neutrino arriving before it enters the bar.
Doubt I'd survive either but if I got to choose how I die, this would be the way
#2 I suggest not using shins either
#1 My best friend thinks she's autistic and I noticed she eats each part of the meal before moving on to the next. Purely for science I cooked her a stew with steak, various veg and dumplings. Girl is meticulous!
Some things are worth dying for
I hope his death is neither fast nor painless
Wow, this post really resonated with me. Sounds like we have similarities, but have coped in different ways. Never got diagnosed, poor medical support, and often fall back on unhealthy coping mechanisms. What I did get is a best friend who adopted me as a brother and taught me what it is to be kinder and more forgiving to myself. If I can pay that forward at all, DM me
I did say no, and they threatened me. It's not always easy to be strong when you are being abused and threatened with homelessness
My parents asked me to build their plumber a website. I said no. They then told me they had already promised him I would in return for a discount and blackmailled me into doing it.
The plumber was nice about it, but his shithead wife made it a nightmare job.
Used to work with a young earther. 6000 years since his God made it all, and nothing could change his mind. Carbon dating? Nope, God changed the laws of physics. Fossils? Nope, tricks of the devil.
Would sleeping with her still count as a threesome?
"What is your hottest political take". Interviewee proceeds to give their religious opinion. He's not wrong to do so as religion is often a big part of politics, it just shouldn't be
Step 1: Glue arsehole to ceiling
#17
Firstly, while I agree with the intent, telling myself "there WILL be a better day" is the reason I'm still here. Sometimes it was me that made that happen, sometimes another person or unexpected change.
Secondly, fuck everyone who puts captions in the middle of a video. Fuck them directly in the middle of their eye sockets
Sitting helps spread cheeks. You just lean a bit and wipe, it's not comlicated
"My name is so basic" ...suits you then!
Thank you! I'm so bad at Turkish