BiteFirstAskQuestionsLater

108 pts ยท October 28, 2013


I'm glad to confirm he does not do this. That would suck

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks very angry

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What type of dog is this?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm female. So no....

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that would be a very poorly designed house

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did they get into the fridge??

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Photos?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife here - he is a rescue so we're not sure but we think he is a border collie x cattle dog (and possibly other breeds mixed in too)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a natural pattern in his fur (rather than his skin) - wife here

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He means we did not *name either of them (wife here)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What type of dog is you kangaroo?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All the ladies: I wonder if I could beat that record? But also, I do not want to be watched by Guinness World record staff...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He probably just farted. The daddest of dad jokes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have very good insight. Most people would not recognize their moods/be able to categorize them this well.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cyclists, please note you are about to ride into a *SMACK*

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ride? I think you mean rape...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not from a wedding. This was a shoot for a blog. She's a model

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But wait. I want to know the story about how she designed the ring...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Merge right into hell

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where is it legal for me to have a pet lion and how do I get there?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0