Bitcerto

11418 pts ยท April 20, 2014


My username is a mix between the Latin word for 'lizard' (lacerta), which I then changed to be masculine (Lacerto), and the word Bitcoin. I'm a cryptolizard. Deal with it. I'm a writer and blogger. Check my shit out at TechnoYogi.com If a screenshot of this hits the front page, I'll write a 1000 word blog post on a topic of top comment's choosing. May the +1s flow in your direction.

It's new to me.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Too true.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

FUCKING DROP IT ALREADY!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You knew this was going to be upvoted because skinny shaming is so hot right now. I hate it. She worked hard for this, don't diminish it.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 20

They're the same. Don't let political correctness mess up your understanding of the language.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Fuck the downvoters I laughed.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

So talk to me about price.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's not Imgur without the same jokes being used over and over for years on end.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How is there not a single Gunther reference?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the work of all gods?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They actually have a ton of outreach programs for mentally disabled and homeless people. Source: I used to work there.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

This is an ad. Hence the link.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly how I feel. I love both games for different reasons.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bottles.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same joke on every one....

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's how polar bears came to be.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. I'm surprised and confused.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I make money money by recruiting camgirls. All the cash without showing my ass!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously. I would've preferred actual bearded men, no hipster models with beards.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sort of. I'm a freelance writer and every so often a client asks for content that will "go viral." Makes me angrier every time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh how I hate the phrase "go viral."

11 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 14

What a fine collection of recent reposts.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think shemales is in the wrong category. Everything else is on point though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*email forward joke*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Exactly my reaction. Every word. Thanks for speaking for me.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Someone tried to fuck their cat. Couldn't find the "right" hole. Twas in a Stay Classy.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Epic was killed in 2007. It's never been the same. Just like fail.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too :( Good news is Netflix ordered two seasons so there will be more!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Should've gone with a South American country.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is not a clickbait title. You won't believe what is!

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0