Oh, ill get the dishes done...
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Cant even tell if Ive been left on "read"
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The cauliflower ear is the worst
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1386
Coming out of the woodwork..
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216
I hate it...the kids don't get it..
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251
RIP Thomas S. Monson
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234
RIP Henry Heimlich
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0
900
Invisible Ashtray
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141
You are all a bunch of sheeple...
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145
This guy got busted molesting his friends 1 yr old daughter..
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Pretty much why I was watching it in the first place
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97
When ur kid is ugly af but you're still proud..
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0
301
Typical...
5
4
568
...and wouldn't you be constantly pulling them up?
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19
104
I guess my Thanksgiving is ruined...
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1
110
I call bullshit..
2
3
236
ARD
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4
377
It was -15 this morning...
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2
388
In conjunction with the other webbed feet post earlier...I prefer this one..
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21
559
MFW I finally get that piece of corn out from between my teeth..
2
0
185
MFW I see all of these Don Rickles posts
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1
249
For those dealing with the winter storm on the east coast
6
1
363
404'd
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MFW im sitting on my sisters grave hiding from 3 crazy witches...
8
4
94
Give'r some gas!
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3
1588
"...and I left a present in your stocking..."
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0
140
Right in the face!
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31
89
Thirsty camel is thirsty..
0
0
280
When my heart is deceitful above all things..
-2
0
572
Since I've never had an iphone...I am claiming im a gen-xer...
13
1
538
Ready for my close-up, Mr Deville..
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27
193
i dont need it shoved down my throat, so to speak..
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86
1215
MRW my cat licks me in the middle of the night
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33
8494
Straight from the Disc!!
5
4
579
RIP Rodney Smith
0
0
459
The cup is made from trees watered with the tears of children.
-6
0
483
Rocket's audition tape for GOTG
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1
949
When the Baron calls and says come over..
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9
1069
Lookin Smart!
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1
666
Our new fluff butt, Tock!
7
0
89
Looking at you, Dallas Snipers...
3
31
1748
Been clogged for a couple days..
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19
133
His tennis ball is in the couch...
6
4
406
RIP Pete Burns
2
4
752
When you Google "pubs" in the UK
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1162
No respect, I tell ya...
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7
94
Just found out..
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Moo moo motherclucker
2
1
109
Draw me like one of your French Penguins..
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9
164
Beyond a holocaust....
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4
641
For 3 days...
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6
46
I laughed out loud
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5458
Not exactly what I had in mind...
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16
234
Its a planet sized plot hole..
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7
138