Billyjackjay

113250 pts · February 18, 2015


I live somewhere between where the sidewalk ends and where the wild things are. I will draw a picture of this place for anybody who asks for one (no promises as far as quality). I love you.

True, but at least I can throw it in the lake. (not weighing in on any of this crap, my point literally ends after "lake")

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yep, you’re an atheist alright.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was just an article about damn near anything.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“I do it all the time.” - Tolstoy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My wife just walked by, saw this on the screen, and promptly said “what the fuck is that shit? Are you alright?” Thanks, OP.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don’t know how anyone could possibly confuse Michael Douglas with Rick Moranis.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess I missed it, I didn’t see any Japanese caricatures except for Emperor Fuckbutt.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s racist about sombreros?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You truly are Tha Captain.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“BRRRR-AAAHHHHH!! BRRRRRRRR-AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Goldeneye, so I could finally get my hands on that little prick, Oddjob.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough, but it’s not like he hasn’t been asking for the attention.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He will, some time between starting the ascent and his second asthma attack.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We spend so much more money making movies about going to space than we’re willing to spend actually going to space. We’re silly like that.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Maybe he’s just pooper-incontinent.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m curious as to what exactly an overwhelming surplus of diggity would sound like.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Walbrowns

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GSA exploits child labor to sell a name-brand product on a massive scale. Just an observation.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Bananabalism.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

20/15. Better than perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was an experimental super-steroid that had to be intravenously taken every 12 hours, or he'd die, hence the tubes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And thus sucked butt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruce Willis is dead the whole fucking time, and Rosebud was the name of his sled!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truly HE-man.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly how seriously that dork deserves to be taken.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Amen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kung POW Chicken

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to fine art.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thank God you exist, whoever you are.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HATE CRIME!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1