BigtimeChefGuy

10142 pts ยท July 21, 2016


I love that you included that house sparrow

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes and no. There's a part of my brain that's just like "ohh pretty jigglies" and another that's wondering why they're doing that.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 hoooooly shit i LOVED Oni!

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna be around anymore

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did it once. Felt like getting slapped everywhere simultaneously from the inside out. It was amazing.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... it's the leafs...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 geez that is some dystopian shit right there

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is his name not walnut geez come on guys

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks i was almost happy for a second there

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

*desert stage of every video game ever*

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/D9WdZyO3ezQ?si=AeiCzwAsRF_1gEMM ya'll should make this the anthem

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and my brother used to throw ourselves into the couch each time the ship would zoom by.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll die for stella

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably on their way to gobble up some fish semen

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 when i was in art school, we had an assignment to try to reproduce a famous painting but also put a spin on it. I redid this one and added a bottle of pepto bismol and turned it into an ad.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's always hard when both people clearly love each other, but the relationship itself just doesn't work.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#13 holy shit, i just looked him up on wiki. Hung himself. That sucks big time.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might be true for some people, but i kind of doubt it. I've heard that your senses get slightly overstimulated (tasting + work) throughout a shift. Anecdotally, it rings true for me; i almost always finish a shift with 0 appetite, but by the time i get home, i'm starved (hence the tendency towards high calorie junk food).

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Your death is imminent, mr Bond"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn dude. This hits really close to home :/

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whenever i bring groceries home, i yell out "INSPECTION" and my dog proceeds to give everything a sniff, sometimes a lick. It's a fun game we play.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 yo yakisoba dogs are the fucken' shit tho.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just heard yoshi's mlem sound effect so loudly in my head

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of french peoplw from france here, we're all pretty aware of each other's slangs

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhh maaaaan that takes me back

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am a man and i think flowers can be flowers for men too. Won't say no to nudes either. I'm not hard to please.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was my phone background for like 2 years

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0