BigYellowFish

2244 pts · August 20, 2020


Hello, nothing to see here, just a normal fish. I enjoy breathing water and swimming around with my fin. Currently doing a report on human anatomy so, as a human would say: “send your best nudes.”

Hey, if OP wanted an asshole’s opinion, they would’ve farted.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

#19 A stacked redhead with a sense of humour and enough self-confidence to make fun of herself? Man, what a woman lol.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Lol, this incel’s argument would be destroyed after 5mins on imgur. I see the phrase “death by snu snu” at least once a week here.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Fairytale house in the middle of Germany? No thanks, I’ve read the Brothers Grimm stories.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A very good point.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow I...didn’t expect that. Then again, that just shows that we’re focusing on the right qualities vis-a-vis Angela Merkel.

5 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

Correct, and one of the main reasons we don’t is because of the massive supply-demand gap: too many dicks and not enough clicks.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Given that they were basically ground zero for the covid outbreak in Europe, I’m surprised ANY Italian would be that stupid.

5 years ago | Likes 493 Dislikes 3

#4 Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be as into it. Noise is necessary. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A former SO found it weird that I made noises in bed so I learned to shut up. Later on down the line she complained that I never seemed 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good good, what an infectious smile!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...it’s been 2hrs since you posted that comment and I’m still trying to work out whether you’re a troll or a dumbass.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Translation: I don’t like it when women voice their opinion because it shatters my delusion that they’re only good for sex.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 13

Old Town Road. And I learned that info against my will lol.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh, I liked this clip better when it had the William Tell Overture as the music.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That actually delivers an edible one is considered noteworthy. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perhaps not, but it’s I guess that’s the point: major chain stores set the bar so low for what a quality burger is, that to find a store 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Distance from them, and if they still wanna carry on I’ll crack em over the head with it. I call it the Covid Cane tm 3/3

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I see anyone not taking the pandemic seriously (standing too close, not wearing mask, coughing, etc), i’ll take it out, measure my 2/3

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m thinking of going to the hardware store and getting myself a 1.5m stick (roughly 6ft) and carrying it with me wherever I go. That way 1/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hired them went: “choreography? You don’t need that! No one’s gonna be looking at your dancing!” 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 That was equal parts cutesy and cringey at once. I kinda feel sorry for them because they seem largely unprepared. It’s as if whoever 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a good thing the sign is shading her because she looks like she burns easily. Also, +1 for hitting racists in the insecurities.

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5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Lol...YOINK!

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True...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0