My cooler with old Texas band stuckers
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Abby heard a bird chirping outside
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A fat banana with his toy banana
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Some people hate it, but I love it.
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Time to find out!
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Abby stole my chair and my blanket hoodie
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Let's get wierd
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Go vote today!
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In case you forgot
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Where the magic happens
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Look at that baby.
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It's hot. And it's ready.
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This is so stupid and spontaneous but it makes me so happy.
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Cold miserable weather means chicken pot pie time!
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How dare you question my mental stability on this, the day of my cat's Quinceañera? Happy 15th birthday, Abby!
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Abby turned 14ish yesterday!
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I don't know who Marco is, but he makes a damn good lobster
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I'm a handful
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Three drones shitting up the revolving door at work
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I don't post selfies. But here is the tattoo I got yesterday!
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My solo Thanksgiving tradition continues with a new pie added to the mix
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Let's go stare at the sun!
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My biggest boy, Lurch
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When you're a banana
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.....Why?
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My big boy, Herman
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Imgur today
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I saw the limited release of Godzilla Minus One Minus Color today. Still awesome.
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It's good to be cooking again
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Garlic breath for days
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Did you know you can order these while blind stinking sober?
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Abby doing the weird shit she does
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Mixed signals
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I don't know what's up with the mug posts, I just want to feel included.
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I had an idea to put fried eggs on my quesadilla.
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Beef and broccoli with rice in my fancy new shallow bowls.
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Thinking about those beans.
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Fuel for a long day of watching A Christmas Story on repeat.
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Instant Ramen Carbonara (and if my grandmother had wheels...)
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Heidi Klum took the whole "would you still love me if I was a worm" question to a new level
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Brain Egg
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I may have jumped the gun on making pot roast. The AC is still running.
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Hawaiian style feast for the holiday
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International Mountain Day
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This could be us
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My sweet Abby
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14°F in Texas. Time for a big ol' pot pie while we wait for Gov Rolling Blackouts to determine our fate.
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Instead of a Christmas selfie, enjoy my cat watching the Christmas classic, Gremlins.
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I voted!
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Thanksgiving Traditions can be whatever you want.
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