BestUserNameInTheHistoryOfUserNames

1971 pts · July 29, 2017


Need the matching Protoss and Terran cakes to complete the set.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like giant rebar in concrete.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Horned owl cat?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a baby humpback washed up on the shore. Killer whale only ate the eyes and the tongue. They are jerks.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agamemnon, stealer of souls.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shiny!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How dirty are you?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the minimalist that needs a lot of storage drawers.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not grapes. Egg cluster. You don’t want to be there when they hatch.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I clicked because I thought you hadn’t brushed your dog in 14 years! Handsome pupper!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brilliant! We take history too much for granted. These are like a beautiful malfunctioning time machine!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where have you been all my life?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s exactly how I eat chicken wings

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The flashing numbers are the point value of the targets. And it missed hitting all of them! Tesla Fail.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand how they got the eyeliner on so perfectly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is no one surfing?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a whole lot of chicken nuggets right there!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorcery!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok I’m hooked. Now waiting for the movie. Or 6 hour documentary.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight out of my nightmares!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AccurAte representation of the flat earth apocalypse. Except there were no dinosaurs. Satan put the bones in the ground to test your faith.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is this not proof that dragons are real?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mother?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What makes you think it’s a snake?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Are you making a blueberry pie?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can believe Florida Man. He is never wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one just like it in my sock drawer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It worked. Your dog is now a very convincing fish.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No carbs for me. I’m doing keto.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure what’s so cute about a bunch of dead puppies?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0