My head is hurting from laughing....
A bittersweet farewell...
MRW I'm at a family get-together with my in-laws and my mother-in-law and all her sisters have the Fran Drescher laugh....
Soon.
The present I received during Dirty Santa...
Star Wars Shadow Art
Never forget.
Well heck...
The best a gas station in Alamo, NV has to offer.
*Throws stick in gutter and runs*
Holiday cheer for all y'all filthy animals!
Too late to add to my Christmas wish list?
He's right, dammit!
Hedge the Sonic Hog
A simpler time.
In the Hunt for Love, there are two separate, and not really at all the same groups...
MRW I'm 10 years old and I step into Lavender Town for the first time...
Found this while looking for images for a blog post about the $1.2 quadrillion derivatives market....
That's totally the Complex from GoldenEye. Such nostalgia.
December 2015 for the win...
After seeing this, everyone "will find it hard to sleep tonight."
Though I knew the article was satire...
Be careful out there, kids.
Man, I'll tell ya...
Life goals (kinda sorta)...
Art.
TIL stagnant Ramen water produces cotton....
An example to all fathers.
The problem is that I don't drink alcohol and I don't know how cool I'd look sipping Dr. Pepper from my 7th grade English teacher's skull....
Teach'm while they're young!
There's a barber shop in Atlanta that will give "old man" haircuts to kids that are misbehaving....
Sam Gamg-izzy
In her frantic haste, she spilled out her heart in the subject line...
So fabulous. So cat-standing. I don't know.
Best of Disney Princesses without makeup...
Simple kindness...
Attack of the Clones isn't nearly as bad as I remember....
Henry Wu probably failed art history....
Here's to erry one'a them teachers that changed our lives.....
Why I love the internet, number 1,539,585,034...
Not again.....
You'll get it.
MRW I tell my nephew that he has to say the magic word before I give him an ice cream sammich and he pretends to Force choke me....
MST3KFTW
Fly, you fools!
Preach.
My life.
And to think I practically throw a tantrum when we ran out of milk....
No pressure, Player 1.
That boy from an alternate future timeline ain't right
Seeing things like this makes me wonder if I'm parenting wrong.....
Alternative scene...
Uncle Danzilla!
Why I love the internet, reason #3billion
Just something about it....
Such a rad lesson to keep in mind...
My friend's groom's cake...
My new favorite thing! Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or those moments when a loved on is just on your mind!
Good rule of thumb, bro.