BenjaminButton91

24893 pts ยท May 4, 2017


I am a human man.I am perfectly imperfect, just like the rest of you filthy animals. So let's take our hats off and pull our butts out. I'm here to laugh at people falling down and tear up from emotional stories. It's the 21st century you crazy coyotes, let us never remember this.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will indeed fight you. Sparkling water is trash, carbonated trash. Spring water is the best water. You fizzy headed biiiiiiiiitch

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But can they back out from the Outback, with their Outbacks and their backs out??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh nooo, I'm drowning!!" "Don't worry bro, I'll just bite your fuckin ear off and you'll be good"

4 years ago | Likes 362 Dislikes 1

Must be British

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

Just a scratch luckily, guy says "well that's what bumpers are for" we both went on our ways

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rear-ended a dude a few years back after a heavy snowfall, we both got out, asked if the other was alright, checked for damage/

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dibs

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dibs

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did mine this last weekend. Took over an hour to get the first rotor off, the damn thing was so friggin rusted to the hub.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totes Mcgotes.. it's just that one friend tho.. and it's all the fuckin time.

4 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 10

Log bridge not strong enough for log truck... better luck next log

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You just played yo self

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Must be a party at your mom's house heh

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I though for sure a bird or a car would be making a cameo at the end of this video

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also the Frankenstein one, him and James McAvoy did some pretty great acting

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen 1,2,3,8,9 and they're all pretty decent. "What If" Is a pretty solid rom com. Swiss army man is weird but a good watch

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ground control to Space Cat.. take your protein pills and put your helmet on.. Ground control to Space Cat

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Weird that he threw the right but his left dislocated

4 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 1

EEEE OOOO EE OOOOMHMOO

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Journey has never held any authority over my life... Sir Mix A Lot however...

4 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Very nice! You could definitely sell prints of these if you wanted to

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everytime I ask for a lot of hot sauce at Tbell they give me just a fuckin ridiculous amount of hot sauce and I love it

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm Minnesotan, so basically Canadian w/o the benefits. The deep south and the west is very much Mad Max. Still tho, the southwest is dope!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Paradigm "pear-a-dig-mm"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something to make it worth while. Don't believe that the way you feel now will be the way you'll feel forever. You can overcome this.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

And I'm ok with it, and I'm glad my fucked up mental state didn't win. All I'm saying is, don't kill yourself. Get help if you need, find/

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1