Me helping keep people safe by staying inside
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When I pick up my phone to find that I'm Team Human.
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44
When it's the third tuesday of the month and the home owner finally decides to ask why you masterbate in the sprinklers.
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Mrw I've asked someone to repeat themselves three times and I still don't know what they said.
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2513
Mrw showing my friend the "Fruit Loops" video
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2406
When an ad for contacts interupts my show.
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It might be the 29th but dont forget...
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310
A dump most SMASHING!
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Just keeping it weird...
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