Bellatricks

7227 pts ยท April 17, 2013


Why does Michigan look like Falkor?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's gonna knock the protein off the counter! No whey! ??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. My trypophobia is setting in, on top of this thing almost exploding.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've done this for finals! Seeing this again gives me PTSD of Physics. That class was awful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GO TO HELL, SIR! Or, ma'am... But, seriously. Why?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best of luck, OP! Losing weight is hard. You got this shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in Michigan. I feel your pain.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

School shooting prank? Fuckin' really?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the good kind of vintage porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually saw someone post this in my newsfeed, and the fucker was so dumb, he thought it was legit and had no idea it was from porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a shame this'll never make it to the front page. I mean, it's a valiant effort. I commend you, OP.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Good on you, OP! You also miraculously tanned when you lost weight. Fuckin' magic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Watched that one for a homework assignment! I loved it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a past member of the FFA in high school as a technical program in the Thumb of Michigan, been there. Done that. From tomatoes, to pigs...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Michigander here. Can confirm!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Soviet Russia, shots take you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Protip: these make excellent burgers! Use ground chicken to make them, and they're perfect. I always like to put hummus on mine, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't go asking people why they're white!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And unicorns!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I've seen this hairstyle before... AHA!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#13 broke my heart. That is some serious alcohol abuse. I'm upset.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a new one that I approve of.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Had the scissors" is the most eloquent way of saying "scissoring." Way above "doughnut-bumping" which I'd have gone with.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Legit almost puked...because New Years hangover.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ONE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such stick! Many happy! Very wow!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your thighceps make me moist, sir.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Downdoot is so cute, I wouldn't even be mad if that's how someone downdooted a post of mine.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0