Bellamortis

68839 pts ยท December 4, 2012


Hi Ya'll can call me bella. It seems like giving people tinder and dating advice is my imgur thing so feel free to inbox me. I like books, aliens and video games.

Biting and cracking into the chocolate shell is the best part of chocolate strawberries!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just can't imagine they wouldn't be a mess to eat. Like cheesecake is so soft and the chocolate shell would put up such weird resistance

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I met my now fiance after staring longingly at him for weeks at a reniassance fair and then sending him a rose. I still buy him flowers :^)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ponytail wags when I'm excited. Mostly because I'm a bouncy animated ass bitch.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Apparently. I'm an artist and I exclusively use grey paper for charcoal so I can utilize white charcoal

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not without looking dumb and nonsensical

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ice is responsible for their subcontractors how is that hard to grasp? Jesus christ.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She doesn't though. They pop up and you have to click more artists to see here

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's probobly time to take a break from online dating. Take a class. Get a new hobby. Meet people IRL.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just read every comment your posted on this image and I honestly think you are just shitty and bitter and judgemental. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like ask her a this or that and why question. Rather than like opening with "I too like tacos and Netflix"

5 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

Asking her a question is getting her to talk about herself you walnut. her opinions are part of herself. It just makes you more interesting

5 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 4

Don't tailor it to their profile. Profile talk is also pretty boring after a month. Just make sure the question is interesting/nonoffensive

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Former tinder slut here. Nobody likes small talk. Ask a random question to pique interest instead. Then just reuse the same questions. 1

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Honestly if Harry Potter is such a big part of your identity that that comment is a neg you, my friend, dodged a bullet.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So low key isn't a problem but like if you have 12 "how's it goings" in your inbox you don't stick out. Better than "hey beautifu"l though

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really feel like the other hand is like a high end sex doll hand though. Real human hands don't look like that. Still preferable though

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My high school yearbook had education spelled wrong on the cover

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No way Vin is so incredibly boring

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read stormlight first and thought mistborn was a huge let down. Stormlight starts real slow though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my opinion it's a super interesting world. Great side characters but they main character is terrible. So flat.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows the only way to get a tiger to eat someone is to douse them in sardine oil!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would argue that if people saw what 20cad would actually get them they wouldn't want it. They want good art for cheap. Fuck em.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just gotta get it colder!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had an employee come help us at self checkout lick her fingers to open a bag and then put a bunch of our items in that bag with that hand

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I would start throwing plush dog toys around and he would be the poor baby who flinches away. Poor dear is a bit of a coward.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Once taco Bell made me shit myself and I was like "AH ITS FINALLY HAPPENING" but I actually just had the stomach flu

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

This is so judgemental for no reason. There's a bar on every block in Wisconsin there's no getting away from it .

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Username checks out.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frozen fries are great if you have an air fryer

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0