BeerMeAgain

412 pts ยท January 6, 2014


Sorry! You are not a winner!

I expected at least some penetration

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a metaphor for divorce?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Less speed and more feed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for this. I downloaded one of his other extensions as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My system will not support Oprah

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the change machine?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Did I leave my souvenir bat in your seat?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, he's also deaf and looks like he's vogueing when he signs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's not one to sit around twiddling his thumbs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you think about it, he meant to do that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't hurt that she's cute as a button to start with.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I did my time on the USS Constipation CV 64. Good times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beat it like it owes you money

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Visually bi-polar, split personality, ...something!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inspecting der flopperstoppers

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was waiting for the oval vignette contact paper to come off at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for the oval vignette contact paper to come off at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Snap!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet it screams

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

38 1/2 Kilos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My condolences. I just lost my cat friend to bladder cancer on Friday.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Cause I found the flesh colored ticket...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much does he weigh?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking of at least tens of us.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"There is a door to your immediate right...get there"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could fuck up some hash right now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuck Norris passes stones

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've sat through a stau ( traffic jam in German) or five. where the entire section of the autobahn turned into a huge picnic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0