Beepity

280183 pts ยท November 20, 2011


A person on the internet (she/her). HRT March 23, 2021 โ™ฅ Remember to always punch nazis

The tip and the knot really don't help its case against that

6 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Question once you replace your pants: What was it running *from*?

6 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"It has no other alternative" because it's made sure there are no other alternatives to it; in the meantime the Palestinian people remain caught between them and their occupiers

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

Sounds vaguely like a mix of Indian and Canadian, possibly one more more than the other

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*cries in size 15*

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fucked up if true ๐Ÿ˜”

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Friend, this is a Wendy's

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is what lesbian sex is like btw

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's the catholic church...that's what altar boys are for

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is the look of disappointment you give someone after sighing loudly through your nose at them, rather than a squint of extreme suspicion

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, shit, I thought it was after the fourth, no wonder mine hasn't shown up yet

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Two of the Jurassic World movies had been made by then though, in which the park *does* open (and then the dinosaurs get out)

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"One...one...one, keep your back straight...one..."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats, sister ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’™ Also holy fuck that "clothes don't fit me" part was a whole-ass MOOD

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how this works no matter which direction you read it

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

(Which is bad)

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Goals

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That first one is *very* gender

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they hiring?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That last one is *so* gender lol

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't drink either but I would make exceptions

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say only good things? Alright, I got one: She's fuckin' dead and the world is a slightly better place now because of it, thank goodness

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not the direction that the phrase "puppygirl" normally takes, but hey

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying that that'd 100% for sure fix me, but I *am* saying it's worth testing. Extensively.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Another victory for Super Earth, I see

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start talking back, noted

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sunstone?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0