Beeoneack

11896 pts · May 6, 2013


Please don't hurt me I have kids. Here, take my wallet. I swear that's all I have.

#2 Not to make light of this absolutely asinine situation, but Biden 100% looks like confused cat here, hahaha.

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Wormsign the likes of which even god has never seen!

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It's easy to have a poker face when you have no idea what your hand means.

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#9 "What is filled with more real existence, and actually has a more real existence, is more really filled than that which is filled with less real existence and is less real?"

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My friend and I will spiral out of control until it teeters right on the line.

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#15 *They say loudly as a random stranger sits in the corner and begs for food*

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Looks like a ripped Muad'dib

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On Sundays, instead of church, for that very reason.

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I haven't listened to this song in over 15 years...I just turned it on and sang it word for word...

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#29 W...what? A Newsboy's meme? What in the world? This shit came from far out of left field and slapped me across the face.

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#21 Don't worry, that's just the Ë̴̖͎̳́͐̑́̅̇͠l̵̢̯͍͖͖̠̼̪̝̙̮̞̞̘̪͎͂̂̿ͅd̸̩͖͈̰̺̈́̿̌ḛ̴̝̝̝̩͚̤̣̻͎̲͇̟̖͉̫̘̏̃̇̓̀̉̚͠ṙ̸͈͎͚͖͙̱̥̝̼̈͂͗̈́̂̎͂̍̋̈́̑̅̚͠ͅ ̴̢̟̭̲͔͇͓̣̥̘̰͓̇̊̽͂̓̐̾͊ͅO̵͈͖̟̲͔̠͇͙̹̟̜͚͖̱̓͋̒̈̔͊̈́̏̂͋͗̕̕ͅn̴̡̨̪̱̠̯͖͓̞̻͎̬̼̰̹̂̇̆̍̅̈̓̽̊̾̾͝͠͝ȩ̵̹͖̻̣̹̭̮́͌͋̈́̆̕͘͜s̸̡̧̯̦̜̫͔̹͉̥̬̏̈̉̃͐̀̿́̂̊̈̆̀̕͠͝. What's the worst that could happen? Lose your mind? Witness events no living mortal should witness? Go stark raving mad?

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#45 Hey! F-*voice cracks*-uck you! *crying sounds*

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I lived in Minneapolis for several years, and it's one of the best cities/states I've been to.

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A sticky and a couple stabs.

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#3 Oh shit! It's Scrappy!

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Section 1, Paragraph 23.

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"I'm autistic because I don't like keeping eye contact." Is this a doctors diagnosis, or are you just romanticizing autism?

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Youuuuuuu...

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Thanks, I hate it.

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#1 That was so incredibly unnecessary.

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I didn't read the description at first. I just saw mead and went to comment. Bristol is the faire I go to! It's an awesome place. I need to go more often than I do.

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#2 Is this the God-Emperor of Dune movie?

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Ah, I see you've read Douglas Adams.

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I buy clothes from places I happen to already be near or in. I don't go out of my way to find clothes.

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I agree, but he does fit very well as Paul. Him as Wonka is a weird choice, though.

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