Beelzebutton

1780 pts · June 23, 2016


Big fan of stripes.

They’re just jealous you get to enjoy nature riding your sweet sweet legs. Keep it up!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheering you on! You’re cute as hell

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I’ve always wanted a picture like this. Will you be getting this framed?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Curious as to whether or not you have any sleep disorders. I get voices and trouble sleeping (i.e. sleep paralysis) when stressed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m adding this to my collection.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show proof you coward

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it might be a blue star succulent

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t remember the name of the scene, but it’s Jada Stevens and Kelly Divine giving a car a good wash

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me. She tried explaining that it’s a different lifestyle. No...it’s cheating since we didn’t talk about it first!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve been falling for 30 minutes!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So far, 2D has been seen wearing a shirt with Mojo-jojo on it and there’s a PPG news clipping that advertises a Gorillaz concert

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s legit. Apparently Hewlett and one of the creators of PPG are close friends and always sneak Easter eggs into both universes.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sorry it’s been rough. I’m apparently a magnet for girls with dead dads and it’s WEIRD

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I find that I become fascinated by odd looking people. Like I have to figure out their face and then I become infatuated

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I love

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that she started off strong, but flipped 180 once she realized you didn’t want to accept her sweet beloved grandson’s “apology”.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I USED TO DO THIS!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here, use our newborn child as a pillow

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they preserved in some way once fully carved?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s oddly comforting. Thank you! Let’s reconvene in a few months for a periodic belly spanking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m very jealous... *spanks own belly and cries*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hire a virtual hitman to assassinate your son’s character and spare you every match to make you look like the superior player

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes aside, I hope this procedure goes swimmingly for you. I’m glad to see you’ve got fighting spirit. Keep on keeping on!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This game sounds boring. Don’t pay for the full version.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw, you’re doing great, mom

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You’re both adorable. Congrats to gramps!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For that premium stretch. I’m tryna get ripped in half

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh. I WILL try this at home! Which one of you cowards is brave enough to stand on my spread cheeks?

8 years ago | Likes 285 Dislikes 2

Bless your orthodontist, but you should really get that melanova checked out

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