BeefHardslab

4409 pts ยท February 28, 2012


Yeah mine fucks the shit out of blankets. I've been meaning to record & post it but videogames.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks, also without 9gag's bullshit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was pretty much growing up in the 80s

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, you eat shit onto a concrete pyramid while "barely breaking 25" and let us know how your face turns out.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Me too, but I also used to do meth, so that helps. Wow, something that meth actually helps with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL dicks have rifled barrels

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I believe that would be a fully charged Thunderbird.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't mean to publish it to gallery, fat fingered it. It is from Ark: Survival Evolved.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when you find out where your insurance agent lives.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a mashup

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

How to eat pussy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me too, and I'm a straight dude.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite is probably The Crow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rollins is the man, his spoken word is the shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, CAD software existed before AutoCAD. Don't get me wrong, I'm Autodesk certified, but there are better CAD programs out there (cheaper)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS. It's fucking IMGUR, go find your yoga pant soft porn elsewhere, it isn't like there is a lack of places for it on the internets.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Lots of people come in and want one shirt, and unless it can be done in vinyl that one shirt would run anywhere from $50-$250.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm on metformin for the diabeetus. This is normal pooping for me now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're the fuckers that wouldn't have tipped anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've worked in US bars for close to 20 years as a DJ, but I understand the bartender's plight. Keep the stories going, fuck the haters.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where the fuck do people keep getting owls as pets?

10 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

That's what I was going to post. Caucasians are much more experienced at annihilation.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not? At the very least you'd go down in history, which is more than the vast majority of us can say.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha fuck that. You step in my house with ill intent and I will fucking end you with not one drop of remorse.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been playing Ark: Survival Evolved, and this pic sums up the first few hours pretty well lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a fuckin joke. I feel like this would be the gift you give to someone hoping they break up with you lol

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've got over 100 cores, and I live in my power armor.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stealth all day in my X-01

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMAO

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah - tip - don't do it in power armor lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0