Dude pulling the tail: "I got your back"
Some days...
water in Palm springs CA comes out of the tap looking like milk
Only at a Hotel 6
Was watching the futuristic 'Ender's Game' when...
Darth Trump
Never trust a crocodile that asks you for the time...
Upvote if you've ever played Dwarf Fortress!
Went bouldering/rock climbing for the first time in months yesterday
One of my favorite quotes
king size bed bitches