Beardologist

104126 pts ยท December 10, 2016


I'm an anarchist. I suspect I got old without noticing. I'm batshit insane, not senile. Also, I do have a beard.

AND the businesses who hire subcontractors as an airgap to avoid fines themselves!

Actually, just bring back hanging...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mancubus from the latin for hand.

Mancubus is a demon in DOOM, but probably won't give you a hand.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Like scotch tape, but it belongs to Scott. If someone writes their name on a thing they don't expect someone to accidentally eat it.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is it the star Mercury, or the planet Mercury, or the comet Mercury? Also Who's on first?

2 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

When it bites off your thumb, and a chunk of your bum, That's a Moray!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is it showboating or just saving energy whilst earning points?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They renamed Byzantion?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say it to yourself, quietly... As a treat.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Rinse and repeat until the pollutants are removed.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remind me to check this in a year.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Including https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Birchum ? I suppose if you have a million credits you might accidentally work for The Daily Wire.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like that in Heretic the Doom cheat codes punished you for using them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please clarify, are you storing a deceased iguana, or is the iguana storing LSD?
A further question if it is the latter; is the iguana in possession of THE ALLEGED LSD for legal reasons, or does the iguana claim ownership of the LSD for purposes of it's own use?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fartingheat?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and clothes, and uniforms.
It's pattern recognition.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Etruscan references.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... Like Sheep and human are more likely to, compared to humans and whales? So the likelihood of catboys occurring in the wild is less likely than mermaids?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a gerund IIRC. A 15~th century card game in which a suit "trumps" others became named a "trump card".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't believe you.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Nooo, my mix tape!

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

It's all Greek to me.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

That's a lot of meat. ;)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like "Around the world", because I always get the lyrics wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Giant leeches will never defeat me, I'm too salty!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Schlondpoofah!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nature (and YouTube) abhors a vacuum.

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