Battledicks

305 pts · June 13, 2014


I’d totally help make another Mog with her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I mean nicely handled. But who has a clothes rack on their back patio? Is bugs bunny your roommate?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You’re right. Never said you should.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teenagers are smaller less developed mentally adults. You can teach right and wrong and still get fuckery. They make decisions on impulse.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because unless you’re video taping your kids 24/7 you don’t see everything they do?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Not that crazy a cheap throw rug will cover up the whole.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You take that back.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Poor Ewok just ate one too many storm troopers. Probably needs some ex lax to push all that clone meat out of his system.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One the left how to grow a beard. On the right how to grow a beard and look like the next contestant on to catch a predator.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Only my wife.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If my wife actually asks for sex my response is the scene from Bruce almighty where his clothes just fall off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that the dude that got his Warcraft account banned or taken away by his parents?

8 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

Everyone gets one a year man. One a year. Great timing to use yours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read this in Ricks voice from rick and morty. Also. The fuck is wrong with your pal?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I have two huskies. It's like lifting weights. I was ready to move up and make it to the leaderboard on chest fractures.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's hoping. He has two other "adult" dogs to help him learn. But they are huskies so there is that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I learned a new word.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Title misleading, shorts are never too short.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Her smile reminds me of the Joker if his smile was a frown. Good cosplay though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

upvote for ass.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11/10 would buy in bulk.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0