BattleWizard

31697 pts ยท May 14, 2016


I am but a humble wizard. When I'm not too busy battling shit, I make smartass comments, upvote all things China (and other Asian countries, too, if I'm too stupid to tell it's not China), make plans for the eradication of lice, and lobby for the use of the Oxford comma.

My brother and I did this last fall with a 1970 Chevy pickup from Oakland to Kansas City. It hadn't run in twenty years, and took about four days to get it going because the locals raided the parts and tools twice.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They definitely did something to try to sharpen it, yeah.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"what if instead of giving homeless people homes we made it so there was nowhere in the city where they could lie down?"

4 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Everything's going to shit, so help the people you can, as much as you can. You can't fix everything, but you can make life a little easier for others.

4 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

@BarracksLawyerESQ here's one for you.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You drove 1700 miles with wet sheets?

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

On a fishing boat? You're seeing things that aren't there, dude.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They're just saying she ate a lot of pizza. Why do people keep thinking pizza means anything more than that?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Why would you give a shit at all what they think?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It happened at noon local time, 17 hours ago.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wrong name.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You asked in the title if you are being fooled. Only a fool would believe this could ever possibly be true.
I'm not trying to be unkind, but I think it's important for you to understand your limitations. If you thought there was any chance at all that this was not a complete fabrication, then you need to know that your ability to reason about such things simply cannot be trusted.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bunch of the excerpts I've seen have random characters replaced with an equal sign. This email probably said 19yo. Still pretty fucking gross for middle aged men, though.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's so obviously not true that it really makes me wonder about your ability to think critically. An email from 8 years ago just happens to be released a week before the date it says will be the beginning of a World War III being planned by a secret global cabal? Are you fucking serious?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He also cc'd Triver's wife or daughter. Lol

1 month ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

I'm not saying he should have, I'm just saying that it seems to me that you're reading this particular message incorrectly.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like they're talking about the needs and requests of the folks being served by their coding problem, not Epstein's "needs and requests" (ew).

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did Shenzen even exist then?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he was referring to a statute of limitations on a criminal offense, but I was wrong.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I definitely should have added that IANAL. Lol. Thanks for learning me!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The statute of limitations doesn't have anything to do with a civil case, though.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I'm all for finishing reconstruction.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen this one before. I'm not sure what to make of it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your second job pays for those.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've still got my library card from here.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 17

They sell little combs that you can use to straighten them out. "AC condenser fin straightener" would probably be a good search for them.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just putting my thumb over the end of a garden hose made enough pressure to bend some of mine. @OP's fins are fucked.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2