BattleMercy

85308 pts · March 12, 2015


I'm probably not nice It's probably not my problem I probably care a lot less than you think I do If you're reading this, you're probably upset

Wouldn’t that just... speed the process along? Round 2 immediately, as it were?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk man, meatless burgers sounds pretty satanic to me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile my yard is “hey, there’s some been shit, and a weed, some more green shit, hey that’s clover, oh look a flower, and some hay! Wow”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you really shooting down a Japanese airplane with a pistol, if you dome the pilot while he’s already outside of the plane parachuting?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“It’s terrible, I’ll get less money from the hospital lobbyists if I don’t ban abortion” - conservatives

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 9

And so does everyone else, if I can help it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The windshield wipers doing their god damn best to wipe all his troubles away.

6 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 2

I’ve yet to see one with my girl sif though? Rip best girl.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that bacon sure didn’t come from a baby pig

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hi me, I’m dad, and I want you to know, you’re actually ugly!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She got some nice tracts of land

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too, am into devil worship

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kinda psycho are you? Who takes their pants off for sex?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shitty gaming rigs? I’ll have you know my banana powered, uranium processor gaming brick runs crysis at a stunning 7 FPS

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Autocorrected, yikes. Too*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, you keep forgetting those are two big, what use are you?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I was about to say “stealing sif, much?”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Legendary SGCQB skin. Yikes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not that their bellies are grabbing the floor and preventing them, it’s that it’s a tile/wood floor, and their claws can’t grab to push

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a black door and I want it painted red.

6 years ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 2

this is exactly what I want to see

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is most certainly not a flan, and anyone who disagrees is detestable.

6 years ago | Likes 767 Dislikes 6

That doesn’t rhyme. Your poem fucking sucks

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

You’re entirely right. I could just not. But I did.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like bubbles caught around a drain cover to me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did I say I was making an excuse for being a dick? I was giving you a way to not have to deal with it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagined I’m a hungry sea turtle. Now what?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Or does not belong. Your call, really

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next time post it privately, and share the link, and you won’t have to worry about whether I think your forehead is stuck where it does

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0