BattleBeaver

14260 pts ยท June 16, 2015


Never understood the appeal of hax. "'Yay, I won, but not because im good". Hollow victories...

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

As a non pilot, I figured that was a mid range visual shadow. Undoubtedly a bit brown trousersy for the civ but not exactly harassment.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hahaha! That's great. "Get off woman, I know my job and im faster without you" - Postie horse.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The day where gambling on a fart comes with heightened risk.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Puns are often a bit shite. Some of these were very good. +1

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He's having a great time. Pre slaughtered or living options, he'll be back.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sounds like they're seasoning him up

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A lot of teachers lost a lot of money on Longbottom.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like a startled scrotum.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The stench of cat shit moves incredibly fast, they don't like their own brand...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is set in Britain where no one gives a fuck about basketball.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I think we know where a bliz dev went on holiday circa 2001

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marks & Spencer... more like Misery & Suffering

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A sad reminder that the funniest can never be seen.

2 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 0

#1 looks like the way into stonetalon mountain

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first I thought it was a twitcher who specialised in only watching black birds.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I don't get the fad... bang one out on a free site or use the old mk.1 imagination and save a load of money.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a phenomenonly gay, delightfully eccentric old man, in a time that it was illegal. "It's societies crime, not ours."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supposedly it's based around events earlier in the directors life. O.g ending was thankfully deemed too sad. Love the bit with Montys cat.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A few beers are phenomenal conversation fuel. It just flows so well, you're gonna feel like such a socialite.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You brought an angry linch mob into this.... You're a cunt too.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going on the assumption that vampires hopefully aren't real, she must've been an absolute cunt.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I had a recovered ring but then I had another curry.

3 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Ales aren't supposed to be chilled but not quite room temp. Lager is most certainly as cold as possible.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like breathing treacle.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I know you fucking hate it but you really shouldn't have them... Those are ridiculous numbers.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Looks like a squirrel with downsyndrome

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chances are there isn't enough friction to cause concern anyway.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or a really really big poo.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Also maybe try a different veterinarian, second opinions work wonders sometimes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0