Telemachus
27
4
1616
Jammie Cat grows weary of your nonsense.
106
4
2889
The cat’s pajamas
70
8
3246
She says that I can have it back when she’s done.
72
2
507
New wigglefloofs
131
7
6484
Really?
895
11
14821
Tuxedo with old sweatsocks
86
4
4087
Feeding the beasts
1252
29
110987
She just turned 20.
2381
74
134936
Say good night, Gracie
33
2
830
This is Tweety
44
2
1058
Pasteur
41
0
1228
His first Halloween.
51
2
1645
Mr. Banks
33
1
1058
World's best T-shirt cannon
2
0
335
Hello there.
30
0
1095
Murder Mitten maintenance
41
0
1747
Mine!
119
5
3926
Harry’s Murder Mittens
30
0
866
Your father smelt of elderberries.
18
4
62612
She saw your browser history.
85
3
3218
I wish to present a counter-argument.
17
1
680
The squad
35
1
1367
Groucho had a lovely evening
126
6
4088
I am the night!
18
2
720
Guess I’m here for a bit.
109
6
4479
Whale calf
26
2
1500
Anya
1589
17
85478