BasicMojo

12639 pts ยท August 25, 2015


I'm a millenial. Blame me, bitches.

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry -

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I was in college I had a friend with a shirt that simply read "DIKFORE"
Inevitably people would fail to make the connection in their head before asking out loud, and his face would light up with the glee of a child on Christmas morning as he replied, "For fucking, silly!"

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ash, the secks tape

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who lives in Arkansas and we give him shit for this all the time as though he had anything to do with it

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things you should do:
-Use proper grammar and spelling whenever possible
-Challenge and interrogate what the ultra-rich are trying to convince you is the new "normal"

Things you should not do:
-Use the phrase "older folk can't tell the difference" as a defense for ANYTHING
-Use or defend the use of AI generated "art"
-Blindly follow and accept new trends because doing so appears to be the path of least resistance

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1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Last time I tried to watch something with my cat she stared wide-eyed for minutes at a time, then sloooooowly pawed at the screen...then headbutted it so hard she scratched it with her tooth before scrambling away at Mach 5. I love her

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good instinct!

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seriously. That sucker will last you a good long while. Or about a month if you're Slavic.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Remember when we all thought Dubya was the worst thing that could happen to this country? I miss those days

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You should probably go back and read your own comments, because you literally did. I imply nothing: I am using your words as the basis for my replies. Your nuanced response to people sympathizing with a man for receiving hate amounted to "he's being a pussy," your definition of "empathy" amounted to boasting about not getting triggered, then, puzzlingly, you proceeded to get extremely triggered and project harder than a drive-in movie theater. Have a great life.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, yeah, we're all in awe of your hypothetical emotional resilience. I reiterate that just because you've never experienced something personally does not mean it cannot happen. According to you, he should know better than to put himself into situations where he could encounter hatred, but now you're saying he's never seen said hatred before. So which is it? If you think your takes are coherent for some reason, then I strongly suspect it's you that's got defective reading comprehension.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uh...people do that. Emotional abuse is emotional abuse, no matter how "used to it" you are. You never know which straw is going to be the last one. I can't tell if you're just trolling, if you somehow don't appreciate the context here, or if you honestly are lacking in empathy.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I annoy all my anime friends by putting on my best Stardust Crusaders Joseph Joestar voice and yelling "Gon! Be careful! The enemy's stand has the properties of both rubber and gum!"

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me either but it makes me want to play more Barotrauma

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This all reminds me of the scene in Finding Nemo where the fish deliberately foul up the tank and then the dentist just installs a new, better filter, nothing changes for the fish, and if anything their original goal seems even further away

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope just bobs and vagene

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#24 me discovering Simon's third phase

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's so cool! I did a science report on these guys when I was in 6th grade and I was so impressed with what I learned that I followed it up with one on mako sharks the next year

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of my best friends is a girl who "friend zoned" me about ten years ago so, y'know. Sure I'm still attracted to her, but that shit takes a distant second place to the joy of just hanging out talking. The system works.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#41 my friend wrote her first published book based on this very post, it's called A Swift and Sudden Exit and it's about time traveling lesbians

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Warning: not for the faint of heart. Or the inelastic of body.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"I'll see you in Hell" is just the English translation for the Corellian Basic equivalent idiom. There. Let's use that.

Also stealing Satyr Joe's for my setting.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean we saw what Aang was willing to do when some assholes kidnapped his bison, so that's not really a stretch

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Came here to make this comment, now back to the dump

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you really need it explained that there's nuance to this? Using rude or coarse language can be appropriate or inappropriate depending on the setting and the people you're speaking to. Swearing is generally considered vulgar, which is fine among friends and family. Addressing unfamiliar people or people in a professional environment with vulgarity is frowned upon. Again, this is basic etiquette in the Anglosphere.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's called professionalism, my dude. One is expected to comport oneself with politeness and decorum while in public. It is basic etiquette to treat people with respect. Swearing at strangers is disrespectful, even if it is the internet.

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 15

You are right, I definitely wasn't paying attention and I apologize for that. I was also being flippant when it's clear this is a hot button issue for you, so I apologize for that as well. Take care, internet stranger.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your argument REALLY leans on the assumption that you're talking to someone who wants kids.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get what you're saying but if I could have gotten a free vasectomy at age 13 I would have

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, there ya go. Thanks :)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0