20678 pts ยท March 1, 2014
Moist Leopard
To be fair, the names are chosen by a vote
That's Cheltenham! There's half a chance I might be one of them drunk twats dancing!
In the UK, we just teach people how to cross the road.... We used to have a 6' road safety squirrel called Tufty who would go into schools!
Someone once told me "Theres no 'I' in Team", to which I replied, "No, but there's a 'U' in Cunt, so fuck off"
Need to get an ultra short throw projector
Can't beat a bit of Philomena Cunk!
Dat ass!
Dilly Dilly!
I heard that.... A year ago when I posted this.... How did you come back across this now!!?
Nonsense..... I saw the sun once..... Don't you remember.... We all worshipped it, then failed to find a virgin to sacrifice?!
Happens just round the corner from me, in sunny Gloucester! Always a few broken bones!
Peaky foookin Blinders!!!!
Thunder... Thunder.... Thundercunts Hooooooooo!!!!!!!
I feel like watching Broken Arrow prepared me for this
I just want to know what was on the one that sold between "Fattie Dick" and "I love ping pong"
Who the fuck would buy that?! It's bright pink!?!?
You mean Alan Partridge?!
It's what's inside that counts
Think you gave birth to him.... That'll be the new midwife loadout!
Still don't know what that song was about!
Though any more than 3 shakes is a wank!
He is a true British athlete!
I always loved that Vin Diesel did the Giant's voice.... "Hogarrrth!!!"
He used to play with the Prodigy for live shows!
We get it, you vape!
If your the type of person that thinks you're use of 'your' is correct, then there's probably not much point in trying
And occasionally shout "Police Brutality" or the like?
Or just go for a blow job... That would work!
Never heard of nicotine poisoning from ingestion of cigarette ends? Generally seen in small kids, as they don't know not to eat them!
Moist Leopard
To be fair, the names are chosen by a vote
That's Cheltenham! There's half a chance I might be one of them drunk twats dancing!
In the UK, we just teach people how to cross the road.... We used to have a 6' road safety squirrel called Tufty who would go into schools!
Someone once told me "Theres no 'I' in Team", to which I replied, "No, but there's a 'U' in Cunt, so fuck off"
Need to get an ultra short throw projector
Can't beat a bit of Philomena Cunk!
Dat ass!
Dilly Dilly!
I heard that.... A year ago when I posted this.... How did you come back across this now!!?
Nonsense..... I saw the sun once..... Don't you remember.... We all worshipped it, then failed to find a virgin to sacrifice?!
Happens just round the corner from me, in sunny Gloucester! Always a few broken bones!
Peaky foookin Blinders!!!!
Thunder... Thunder.... Thundercunts Hooooooooo!!!!!!!
I feel like watching Broken Arrow prepared me for this
I just want to know what was on the one that sold between "Fattie Dick" and "I love ping pong"
Who the fuck would buy that?! It's bright pink!?!?
You mean Alan Partridge?!
It's what's inside that counts
Think you gave birth to him.... That'll be the new midwife loadout!
Still don't know what that song was about!
Though any more than 3 shakes is a wank!
He is a true British athlete!
I always loved that Vin Diesel did the Giant's voice.... "Hogarrrth!!!"
He used to play with the Prodigy for live shows!
We get it, you vape!
If your the type of person that thinks you're use of 'your' is correct, then there's probably not much point in trying
And occasionally shout "Police Brutality" or the like?
Or just go for a blow job... That would work!
Never heard of nicotine poisoning from ingestion of cigarette ends? Generally seen in small kids, as they don't know not to eat them!