BarnasaurusRex

14297 pts · February 6, 2014


Medical field! Audiobook recording! Coffee! Hi!

...I like where your head is at, Jeeves.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strangely enough, I've tried similar. I genuinely think there is something amiss about my soft palate that makes it impossible.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you look closely into a stranger's eyes for long enough, you can see the future you could have had before your fiancé left.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm chock full of 'em. Did you know that cheese was first used as a lubricant? This is where the phrase "dick cheese" comes from.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No. That's just college.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fascinating. Maybe some day I too can feel this pain. I'll update you if it happens.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact that I just made up: That was the original spelling, but they relocated the e to Wednesday (originally spelled Wendzday.)

9 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

I've never experienced a brain freeze.So I'm left with a morbid curiosity of what its like. Siblings would often say I had nothing to freeze

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Hey there friend. Sorry life has been unkind to you. I hope you find yourself less aggressive in the coming years.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

My apologies! Orthopedics. Hadn't even considered orthodontist.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hip surgeries and knee surgeries. Often during procedure, they have the catheter in. After mobility is assessed, it is removed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Working on an ortho unit, there are a decent amount of young people needing catheters. Pretty tolerable stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I probably wouldn't eat that one in particular, because it probably belongs to a scientist and stealing is wrong. But another ape? Sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I respect your respect, and shall keep it in my pocket for a rainy day.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I do agree with the treated decently while living. Forgot to address that bit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If not for societal stigmas, I would eat every creature on that billboard.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 14

The day you are born and the day you die.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I mean, good friends wouldn't attempt that. And good monogamous spouses wouldn't be at risk anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

And there will be much rejoicing after my 16 hour shift.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like the April Fool's thing took up some of their time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wen Broly?

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Neighbors!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was more thinking about overhead.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of the machines still require you to pay, yeah? So you're giving them money while not taking up space in their establishment...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There are worse fates. Like peeing against your own anus.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I love fucking kitty staircases.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

A penny saved is a penny earned. Just, y'know: 150,000 times.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An excuse to eat cupcakes for breakfast?!? Marry me, person from the internet.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you squint, it also looks like Pac Man with wheels attached to his lower half.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sweet! Think they can pull this off?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0