Barjack

15481 pts · March 9, 2015


Something about yourself

In a city where there is no privacy because there is no space. NYers show how polite they are by pretending you don’t exist. They are doing you the courtesy of giving you virtual privacy. People from parts of the country where nobody wants to live so there is a lot of space and privacy think this is rude because they don’t know what not having the option for privacy is. They gut all up in other people’s faces which the city folk take as rude because they are violating the illusion of privacy.

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All hit names are either direct descriptions of the bird like this or the most blatant sexual innuendos you’ve ever heard

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What two bombs worth of radioactive fallout will do to the brains of a country over time.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living proof that conservative views are a sign of brain damage

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Getting some real Dungeon Crawled Carl vibes from these two

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 “You Ben Pantsed?”




“Can’t you tell?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’s lucky the band didn’t get off stage and kick his ass at a punk show

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Remember, whenever anyone brings them up in a positive light just use pop culture against them. Hockey? Isn’t that that game that all the gay guys play? The one from heated rivalry? Why would a bunch of gay dudes like Trump so much?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

A warm gun

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When there is a drought these are even more dangerous because they essentially turn into cracks in the ground spewing hot, flammable gasses

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming up next on this episode of “No Shit Sherlock”

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno this track sounds a little muddy and the one before it was extra appealing for some reason

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s why I love living in NY, anyone, without suspicion can board the ferry and discreetly drop whatever they never want to be found right into the water so long as they can conceal it on their person first.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Insert “if those republican voters could read…” King of the hill meme

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 wtf AM I looking at here?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you still call it porking if it’s with a lamb?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The doublethink is clear as day, it’s almost a parody of a cartoonishly well controlled media by an authoritarian power. Remember, “Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia”

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Be attractive

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it, bravo sir/madam

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#42 though these days that beaver might be a hog instead.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If that bothered you definitely don’t watch the 1982 cult classic XTRO. and you definitely shouldn’t google the road scene from that movie.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was an episode of Rocco’s Modern Life

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sugar gliders. Cute as hell but noisy, smelly and a pain in the ass if you plan on living a life that involves leaving the house for more than an hour at a time. Did mention they are damn cute though.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You like penis

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

Pino-KO!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Including the neutrinos is a baller move

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo mamma so fat, I know 5 fat bitches and she’s three of them.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I miss The State so much

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can smell these images, fuck I’m old

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0