BarMatt

3867 pts ยท January 14, 2016


There are dozens of us! Dozens!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Honey I'm gonna be a little late tonight. What -no its not work related. Yeah there's this gif I need to finish watching. Hello?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for title, which I assume is a Critical Role reference

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just rewatched the Meaning of Life after almost 2 decades (since i first watched it). Holds up surprising well.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

rite? and no one's talking about this! soylent green for chickens!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Something something Tetris

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was actually hoping this would get reposted, +1. And +1 for next year's Space Bat!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Brenda i am top paw. Brenda. Brenda! Brenda. I. AM. TOP. PAW!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underated amazing comment right here

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So much Canada on the FP today eh? +1 for tabarnak

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs to be said. Say it as often as possible so you guys cant all be painted with the same brush.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so ridiculous that many might not believe that we actually burned down the White House. But we did. Dont fuck with our milk.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not your fault @op. Also shhh, if there was a life insurance policy this could have larger implications

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I feel validated when strangers on the internet offer crass remarks" You happen to be born during a renaissance of crass remarks, lucky you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is without a doubt the cutest severed penis I've ever seen!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised i had to scroll this far down to find this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bidet.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"hello fellow hoomans"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"i help"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take it off!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His leg tattoo is fitting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its too bad this post is never gonna make it out of usersub because this is gold!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This better be worth it OP, he's been at like an hour

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy's gotta be a dickhead cause his skull looks like a testicle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its impressive that you still use CDs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a fancy dick

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0