As a guy in his 30's with a good income and no kids... this is all backwards...
My mind set every morning on my new diet...
If you quiet your mind.. you can hear Starscream's voice..
MRW I hear that someone in usersub is working on a Pontiac Trans Am...
MRW it's my turn while text arguing with my SO.
When diarrhea is starting but you're able to squeeze something solid out...
Starting to think Spider Man's moves were inspired by Todd Mcfarlane's drawings...
Optimus Prime: Dinobots... destroy Devastator... Devastator:
MRW I read in the news that they have video confirmation of a rare whale species.
My friend with constant poop problems is adamant that he tells me every little detail...
MRW I'm 34 and buying hard liquor....
After a night of Vodka combined with Taco Bell...
Something Something Trump's Wall
He better show up in the new movie at some point.. or Ima be super pissed...
Let us not forget... Not my OC
My SO and I rearranged the bedroom last night, I couldn't get this out of my head...
I love working in IT, our fiscal budget year is ending this month and my Boss had to blow some money... that means a 4K monitor upgrade, so much better than duel screens...
Suck it DeVry
This already better be on imgur
MRW my car finally starts in 8 degree weather.
Just Adopted Two Kittens
War Veteran finally able to hold his brides hand during wedding thanks to new prosthetic technology (ZOOMED).
What's YOUR sleep number?
MRW I work in IT and can order as many batteries as I want.
They just sit like this on there own
MRW my date wants to take things to the next level.
MRW my boss asks me if I was drinking during my lunch break...
Merry Christmas
MRW I see an anti Trump post.
Other Imgurians on every single one of my posts....
Please tell me this is already on here....
Watching the Dems at Trump's Congress speech be like...
This rock looks like a gorilla's face
MRW I start watching Mortal Kombat
I do...
It's Tuesday and I'm already at work like...
My Cat when he realizes he can jump from the counter to the top of the fridge.
I really appreciate this tool
Every time...
MRW my friend asks me if I just crop dusted him
These 2, not even five minutes apart.
So I'm 0.6% Sub-Saharan African according to my DNA, so I can use the N word now right?
Just some Autumn cleaning at my new job.... Boss said i could keep anything I wanted
MRW I just finish wiping and have to go again.
ok... I will
Yer useless Beatrice, the only thing that pulls its weight around her is my god damn tru....
MRW when my SO forgets to take her birth control.